The Transcontinental Penguin Super Show

The Transcontinental Penguin Super Show was recorded before a live studio audience. What’s the point of caring when all it brings is sorrow and pain….conformist…..or says Peter Parker in Spiderman 3. Welcome to The Transcontinental Penguin Super Show and our official Transcontinental Penguin Super Review of the new box office record breaking movie. Both Mike and Chris agree that the movie disappointed in ways we didn’t think were possible. With that said, it wasn’t a bad movie, but our opinions stand that there was too much flamingness to parts of the story and much stupidity to the emoness of the Pete. Listen to this week’s episode for our complete and review. Of course, SPOILER ALERTS CONTAINED WITHIN, just for anyone that hasn’t seen it yet. In other news, the Cocaine Energy drink, a story we covered long ago, was finally defeated by the FDA and asked to be pulled from store shelves. When the Cyborg Barker 3000 finally deactivates, the Food Box Gobler 2k8 wants to take his place hosting The Price is Right. We beg humanity to not ruin a classic show in such a way. The classic line of "What would you do if you knew you were going to die?" was answered by a British man, but then the more unlikely statement of "Oh, guess we were wrong about that" was expressed by doctors. Right, get started helping the Eco Wackos by killing every 5 of 6 people you see. Just make sure that any fire arm you get is a qualifying purchase on your World of Warcraft VISA card, that way you can cash in the points toward game play. Hopefully, you all have better luck loading the Maro: Game Over Video for your viewing pleasures. If not, just grab your Nintendo DS and play some naughty video games. But remember, like Sony says, killing goats is baaaaad. Actually, they think it’s good, I just wanted to use the reference. Finally, WTF is Wrong With Japanese People shows that stupid shit happens to them on a daily basis, such as going to a simple movie and getting sick from it. So, when in Japan next, not captured for torture purposes of course, make sure to head to a local theater to watch "Babel" and laugh at all the sub people getting sick.

Movies

Spider-Man 3 Breaks Record, Makes $148 Million

Spider-Man 3 made $59m in North America on Friday

Zombies on a Plane! What will they think of next?

Stupid Shit

‘Cocaine’ Drink Pulled From Shelves Nationwide

Rosie O’Donnell to host Price is Right?

What do you MEAN I’m not going to die?

Eco-Extremist Wants World Population to Drop below 1 Billion

They’re Taking The Hobbits To Isengard

Gaming

World of Warcraft VISA

Mario: Game Over

Naughtiness on the Nintendo DS

God of War Premiere

Japanese

Japanese Babel Sickness

 

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