Episode 42:Nappy Headed Penguins….Fuck Censorship!
The gods shined down and behold, The Transcontinental Penguin Super Show was there. This week we get into a very heated debated regarding the very nature of what we do here. The censorship of the radio and TV needs to stop. Both Chris and Mike have some interesting views on the subject, with some very controversial things said. We hope you enjoy. In regular news, the new Transformers trailier is here and the final countdown begins to the movie. Mean while, Spiderman 3 continutes to rake it in and already that are in process of the fourth one. Porn.com makes it's 9 million dollar jump into the news. If only we could stop putting our children into the microwave. In Canada, a giant pillow fight is held, eh. Remember V-Tech? Well some teachers though it would be a good idea to fake it to teach kids a lesson….dumbasses. If only McD's would stop haunting us….teenage + plus * happy meal = news. Fat? Play Wii and lose weight. And lastly, Geas of War Golf? Sure makes sense right? This Week in Hiro brings us sad news with the final Heroes episode of season 1. Fear not, the Heroes Origins mini series should hold us over until we get to see more feudal Hiro. WTF is Wrong With Japanese People went backwards this week, but the stories are not….wow that made no sense. Have you seen Ninja Warrior - Sasuke on G4 yet? Watch it! Feel the power of the ninja! Shout out to Makoto Nagano as our picked best competitor. The next two stories kinda play together i.e. Japanese breastfeeding and Japanese women getting more curves thanks to ice cream and other such western cuisine. Japanese children like to severe their parents heads, too. Weird video of another game show with a Japanese Bruce Willis. Finally, a story we told you about a while ago with an update. The baby drop slots in Japan had it's first delivery; a three year old boy that his father didn't want. Sorry microwave dad, at least this guy did it legally.
Movies
Transformers Movie Update: Final Theater Trailer Hits The Web
Spider-Man 3 Earns $622 Million In First 10 Days
Spiderman 4 being planned before Spiderman 3 corpse is cold
Stupid Shit
Porn.com Domain Sold for $9 Million!
Mom blames Satan for burning baby in microwave
Air fills with feathers at Toronto City Hall during massive pillow fight
Teachers stage fake gunman attack on sixth-graders
McDonald's Employee Hides Pot Stash In Happy Meal Box, Gives to Child
Gaming
Guy Lost 28 lbs on Slimfast, Pizza, and Wii!
This Week In Hiro
'Heroes': A Spin-off Series!
Japanese








May 25th, 2007 at 7:34 pm
McDonalds kid was Josh.