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Episode 45: We lead a weekend men’s group. We specialize in ritual Penguin killings.

by The Transcontinental Penguin Super Show @ 4:53 pm. Filed under Gaming, General, Japanese, Movies, Podcasts, Strange, Tech, Television

It's that time again…no Billy, not for your daily enema, it's time for The Transcontinental Penguin Super Show. We may not hurt as bad, but we promise by the time your done, your ass will bleed just as much. In the epic pop culture world, Mike and Chris both discuss their views on the new Transformers and Harry Potter movies. Amongst the rambling and possibly good/bad Ron Weasley impressions, Mike tossed out the contest. Send us an email and the best two for good and bad will receive an official pen. Next, in the news, Will It Blend strikes again and this time its at the core of Apple…..get it? Core? Apple? Anyways, it seems yes, an iPhone will indeed blend. More HP news with the release of the tragic next chapter, Harry Potter and The Melting Animal Flesh Pink Dancing Elephant God My Body is Cold No WAIT I'm Really Hot, also known as ecstasy. Thieves and counterfeit money, but stealing from little children is, well, hilarious as this story shows with Lemonade scent. FYI to the sexual predators out there, cut off your feet so you are smaller and then you won't go to jail because of the precedent set by this judge. ROCK PAPER SCISSORS…..WORST IDEA EVER ON ESPN? You watch and decide. Left it to starving dying African children to use their laptops to search for porn. More Nintendo Wii news concerning it's record breaking existence as it brings another start title, Mario Kart, to it's resume. And Sony still sucks. Transformers are indeed more than meets the eye, but don't record them at all, not even for 20 seconds cause you will go to jail, unless you are a cute Asian chick. Watch for the sequels already in progress. Welcome back to Kevin Spacey for the next Superman movie. Finally, we have WTF is Wrong With Japanese People and here for This Week in Hiro. Masi Oka was nominated for an Emmy! Good for him! We all hope he wins. Lastly, for this next story, go watch the Matrix and then read it…..robots….we keep telling you….but you don't listen…..