Sweet!! Only one more episode and we're old enough to drink! This week on The Transcontinental Penguin Super Show the world of gaming stood still for a moment when whilst we all reflected on the near demise of E3. Some say it is a simple "downsizing" or "restructuring" but this can be certainly said, E3 as we know will never be the same again. Nintendo continues the march toward victory with more amazing news including the long awaited DS Headset, complete system specs for the Wii, revealing camera and headset functions, as well as being "revolutionary" by running Linux of a solid state media card. Sony efforts, though possibly in vain, continue none the less and the first wave of their counter offensive rolls off the assembly line! Only 100 billion more PS3 to see that profit turn around. Not to be out done, Microsoft vows they will steal the spotlight from Sony and Nintendo. Their lack of attention on their operating systems here is possibly a reason people like American McGee are going to switch to Linux. The fact that Windows Genuine Advantage doesn't work right or the new demo of Vista leaves you saying the same thing as most others, when will it end? AOL's last ditch effort for survival seems to be just that, an attempt to keep what few people remain loyal. Batman gets a little gayer, Brokeback Mountain style with Heath Ledger being the Joker in the upcoming Batman: The Dark Knight sequel. It gets worse with Ryan Phillipe as Harvey Dent. As we said, if only the asteroid would collide with Earth and end it all or at least give a solid peaceful release to lobster people everywhere. Japan shames themselves further in this episodes WTF is Wrong With Japanese People. Some crazy guy built what looks like a mech while Nike uses transforming robots, not Transformers as confusion suggests, to support their product. If you can't figure out the burger magic trick then perhaps you'll stay tuned for a little English lesson, Japanese style. Come on! Come on, Toshi! Come On!
Wii To Include Camera, PPU and Headset
Full Specs Of Nintendo Wii Revealed
PS3's now rolling off the production lines
Microsoft Promises to Steal Spotlight from PS3, Wii
Tech
AOL Planning Move to Ad-Supported Model
Movies
Batman Begins sequel Title and Casting confirmed
Strange
Japanese
Japanese English Porn Phrase Video 1
A date which will live in infamy….For the first time and possibly the last time, The Transcontinental Penguin Super Show came at you live and edited in ReAL TIME. We came up with a great idea just to have some fun and hope you all enjoy it. Comic-Con 2006 wrapped up with some interesting news for all to share. Mike choose to highlight the possible Ghostbusters 3 sequel and dove deep into the awesomeness of the Transformers movie. Also coming at you is the new CGI Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie, in which we played the old school intro. In the old tech spot, Sony officially began manufacturing their fabled Playstation 3 while the Nintendites have a possible cryptic release date for the Wii, October 2nd. Despite being gay, France will now also be known for possibly the fastest and greatest packaged ISP service ever with their 2.5 G/s speeds. AMD and ATI merge is official! Via la resistence! Expect some ground breaking computer stuff bitches! NVidia is on the map too with their powering the new video iPod. The DS Opera offers you the chance to get more use out of your Nintendo DS, giving it 24 hour a day playness. Microsoft claims Vista will be an image loaded directly onto the hard drive. Could this be faster or just Microsoft lazyness? We shalt see. Don't forget to order your King James Bible by calling us at 206-600-6212. If worried about being a Christian, learn a little about the Mormon faith and then rethink yourself. The MPAA decided to screw with the wrong Hogan, brother! Lastly, we hit you a coupe Mac bash links just to keep things PC….get it? PC? WOW……Japanese Androids!!! I TOLD YOU ALL BUT YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE ME! WHY DIDN'T YOU BELIEVE ME? I like my steak Pittsburg Medium not Medium Rare. Vanilla Ice Ninja Rap…I think that just explains itself :)
Peter Cullen Chosen to Voice Optimus Prime (Again)
New Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles game by Ubisoft coming in 2007
Sony PlayStation 3 Production Has Begun – Reports
Nintendo Wii Release Date October 2?
Coming to video iPod: NVIDIA 3D graphics
Movie: DS Opera browser in action
Vista's Image-Based Install Process
Mac Spoof: Performance
Mac Sucks!
Thank you to all our listeners that come back consistently despite our vicious iTunes problems. Chris totally goes off explaining the problems and that it is nearly fixed. We love you guys!!! Nintendo pops out a little more info on their new Wii controller and it's functionality while Sony continues what we believe to be there downward spiral with the loss of UMD movies. The possible switch to Memory Stick Duo movies might work, but we doubt it. Not to mention we doubt the two new PlayStation 3 videos; one of the user interface and other of the unit itself. Keeping it light we toss in a clip from Chappelle's Show with Wayne Brady, arguably one of the top ten from the show. Drool hits the floor over the new Transformers Movie pictures, but the fear they make too many changes to classic things lives. Mike finally saw X-men and we talked about other comic book stuff, like the Iron Man movie. Want a tank? Buy it now on Amazon! It comes equipped with a kickin system to listen to Gangsta Master Yoda and his rap. Japan causes more pain to humanity with WTF Is Wrong With Japanese People! The new Mario Basketball DS commercial makes you laugh, while the male population, 10% with no sex, makes you think, huh? The pimp talk show host monkey makes you think damn he's good, better than me, and I'm human. And of course the fly circus makes you think, gosh maybe Mike is right and we should erase Japan from existence, or at bare minimum they should cut the shit out, like President Bush said to Tony Blair. Power to the Penguins!!!
As UMD loses retail space, Sony toys with Memory Stick movie distribution.
PS3 Video , User interface Preview
2009 Camaro starring role / Transformers Movie! (images)
Iron Man May 2008 Marvel Announces
Own Your Own Personal Tank ($19,999.95)
Japanese
Mario Hoops 3-on-3 commercial for Nintendo DS
10 percent of Japanese men in their 40s still virgins
Perverted Japanese Chimp Talk Show Host
Monkey : Okay okay, let's do it one more time then, cmon.
Woman : No way, you're just gonna touch me up again. If you do I'm not gonna stand for it
Monkey : I'm not gonna do anything. Please (respectfully) do it again
Woman : You mean it, right
Monkey : Yes I mean it
(woman closes eyes)
Monkey : Okay? Let's start.
Woman : Okay.
Monkey : Okay, sit back and relax … hehe hehe (touching breasts) Don't wake up yet. Not yet, not yet.. keep sleeping … keep sleeping!
Woman : bu..
Monkey : keep sleeping …
(repeat a few times)
Monkey : Woooohooo! I'M DA MAAAAAHN.
And We're Back!!! This week we went old school and tried to bring things back to our roots a bit with one of our stories. Gamefly has already added Wii and PS3 games to it's list despite not evening being available yet. As Sony continues to have more problems such as pushing back assembly to next month Cell chips yield, Nintendo steps up their game further by having one million Wii units ready by August. On the light side, DS Lite that is, Star Fox is all set to make his debut on the new handheld dynamo. Plus, Mario glass figures made in Mexico, can I get a w00t? We learned all about Net Neutrality from Ask A Ninja and Chris whilst Senator Ted Stevens absolutely butchers the definition of the Internet. We have both regular and techno; take your pick. Man arrested for planting stone soccer balls in Germany….need we say more on that? Scientology takes the high road when one of it's members assaults a man making a documentary and then denies his involvement. Grats to South Park on their Emmy nod for "Trapped in the Closet," and to Comedy Central for airing the episode once again. Still confused? Let Stephen Colbert explain for you. This week Japanese architecture goes down the toilet, while more wacky people scare others. All hail Kobayashi and his amazing stomach!!! Nathen's Hot Dog Champion Sixth Time in a Row! Like pranks? Well we've got two for you. One in the office and the other in the dorm. One goes over well and the other does not, you watch and find which one is which. And finally, think twice next time you're mugged at gun point by a balloon or get into a brawl with a pickle….wait those are inanimate objects, people are actually scared of them?? Wow Maury Povich, take us out!
Microsoft's iPod killer to provide free versions of all your iTunes tracks
Gamefly adds Wii and PS3 Games to Rental List
PS3 won't be in assembly for another month
A million Wii units to be ready by August
PS3 Cell yields are in the toilet
Senator Ted Stevens Downloads the Entire Internet and Complains It's Slow!
techno remix of Sen. Stevens' recent speech
Police arrest cement soccer ball pranksters
Scientologist assaults peaceful protester
South Parks Scientology episode"trapped in the closet" is up for an Emmy!
Comedy Central to finally re-run the "South Park" Scientology Spoof
Japanese:
Japan's Way Too Elaborate Sewer System
Takeru Kobayashi wins 6th Straight Nathen's Hot Dog Competition!
Insane College Dorm Room Prank!
Man Fails To See The Humor In Office Prank
Pickles Are Ruining My Life!!!
Episode 17: Penguin 360....Back to Our Roots, Bitches! [52:30m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | DownloadHoist the flags and get your salute on bitches, it's The Transcontinental Penguin Super Show's Happy Birthday America episode!! Today we talked about some really cool videos and things on our minds. We found a video of a real working scale F-14 fighter jet. Canada continues is drag on the world by hiding a terrorist who claims Bungee and Microsoft's Halo made him train terrorists. In other world news, a stupid little girl in Britain learns a valuable lesson about explosive grenades thanks to her Green Day American Idiot T-shirt. The highly anticipated Transformers movie with be released the same day along with the video game, though no screens available just yet. Then we open the flood gates on those little piggly 'sum bitch Scientologists when we bash their cult, uh that is religion, and a wacky security guard with a camera. Retirethepenny.org teaches us that even our smallest unit of currency is too damn expensive. Can we get a fuck ya, America; Allow the glowy green goodness of our case mod link to set the tone for our weekly public awareness campaign in this week's WTF is Wrong With Japanese People. A tiny link shows you that our favorite anime, Dragonball Z, has more than likely reached the end in Japan. And to add cock thrusting to injury, Razor Ramon a.k.a. Hard Gay shows us just what to do to get a child to eat their veggies….that's right folks…thrust cock into face and repeat. Take us out Jimmy Hendrix with our nation's anthem The Star Spangled Banner!
Outro Music By: Rock Kills Kid, and their song Paralyzed
Al Gore meets Bender (and tries to scare everyone, again.)
Screech Can't Be Saved By The Bell
Japanese
Japan's Plan to pump CO2 into the ground
Thanks to Stuart Jaffe for being the voice of our new opening theme and The Transfer for letting us use their song Down With Everything. We talk about GenPets, Aol, The Pirate Bay, WOW, Vietnam’s gaming craze, PS3, and we play a voicemail from Rev. Peter Macalester.
Ending music is: Killing Time/ Used To It By. Blackout Records
GenPets
USB Teddy Beat Holds Data, Scares Children
136,500+ DS Lites Sold In North America In Two Days
UFO Hacker talks about what he found
AOL Refuses to Cancel Service for Deceased Woman
US threatens trade sanctions against Sweden because of thepiratebay
http://www.pirate-party.us/
6-22-06 Paid character transfers for World of Warcraft announced
Vietnam + MMORPGS = POW
Virtua Tennis Screens. PlayStation 3.
Nintendo to launch web browser for DS next month
Matt Damon is Captain Kirk?
Best Buy Tests Selling Macs at Stores
Japanese Port-o-Potties
This week on the TTCPSS, we talk some more about RFID, The Piratebay is back, Windows Vista, Gnarls Barkley as Vader, Superman Returns, DS Lite outsells the PSP in Japan (no shit), PS3 updates good and bad, and more Japanese comedy…
Tech
Wisconsin all set to enforce law baring forced RFID implants
VeriChip Injects Itself Into Immigration Debate
The Piratebay Returned To Its Base
Entertainment
Gnarls Barkley Performs Crazy… in Star Wars Costumes
11 New Film Clips from Superman Returns!
Gaming
Google Earth & Warcraft 3 running on a Multi-User Table Top Display
DS Lite Sells 10 Times More Than PSP
PS3 to support free online gaming, and Sony plans e-distribution service
Developers ditching PS3 in favor of Wii, LucasArts jumps onboard
Japanese
For the first time ever, we come to you together in the same room, and not transcontinental. Enjoy.
New Super Mario Brothers breaks the million mark
Wii’s classic virtual console games to be priced less than US$10
Wii Price and Ship Date Coming This September
Nintendo Expects Limited Losses From Wii Launch
Rumor: PS3 hardware “slow and broken”?
Tech
Pirate Bay, Back
RFID: Sign of the (End) Times? 
Best Buy sells couples hard drive
Japanese
After recording this episode once before, except for not actually recording it… We talk about Bud Light Real Men of Genius, Sony being retarded, The Wii’s release date, Kobe Bryant in the next Power Rangers movie, The Pirate Bay being shut down, and of course crazy Japanese stuff and Penguins turning tricks… All this and more… We also play a promo for: J.C. Hutchins’ podiobook 7th Son
Bud Light Real Men of Genius Commercial
Sony to prevent selling of pre-owned PS3 games?
Kobe Bryant In the Power Rangers movie
Penguin Hookers
The Pirate Bay Raided
Nintendo Wii to Launch on November 6th in USA
AMD-ATI Merger Looks Likely
Japanese
Japanese Music Video
Japanese Man Yelling
Canned oxygen to create fresh market for Seven-Eleven Japan
This week as promised we have a special guest. Boris Chelzmalski, and we talk about various things including the New Apple Ads.
More Gaming talk about the Wii and Playstation 3.
Boris tinkers with a Beige G3 and Mike reminisces about Oregon Trail on the Apple IIe.
This week we bring you more hard hitting E3 coverage than people not doing any… Chris is back from his vacation, we talk about Family Guy’s Petergeist Episode, and more Japanese craziness.
Thanks for the link Mike(not Chris, like I said on the show.. DOH!) from Gaijin in Japan.
PC:
World of Warcraft: The Burning Crusade
PS3:
Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriot
PS2:
Wii:
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
Xbox 360:
Japanese
We talk about Chris getting ready for his trip, Mike talks about Robot Chicken, Tom and Kate, and tells a penguin joke. We play God Hates Penguins - Big Mountain Fudge Cake (Sorry about messing up your name!), Chris proclaims his love for Scarlett Johansson. Mike makes fun of Chris for playing Animal Crossing on his DS and geeks out over Kingdom Hearts: 2. Straight from Japan, Japanese Spiderman, and talk about X-men 3!
Robot Chicken
God Hates Penguins - Big Mountain Fudge Cake
X-Men 3: Storm, Wolverine, and others against a sentinal in the Danger Room
Super Mario Bros. Re-enactment
Peanut Butterjelly from Family Guy
We talk about Nintendo’s new name for the Revolution, Wii… We play the song Code Monkey from Jonathan Coulton’s Think-A-Week, we read a couple listener emails and more Japanese insanity. Revolution controller lightsaber Nintendo Wii More Wii Info Revealed MP3 Inventor - "I am the World’s Biggest Failure" 
Code Monkey by. Jonathan Coulton 
Darth Vader vs. Japanese Police Emails from Tom IN New Mexico and from Samantha in Louisville, KY
Episode 7: The Five Point Palm, Exploding Heart Technique [52:40m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | DownloadMike is back, we talk about the latest South Park, the upcoming Family Guy game for the PSP, Chris talks about Hackaday.com and their DS Download Station discovery. Britain’s new Thundercats logo, Michael Dell wants os x as an option for his machines, Kane the Easter Bunny arrested, and Tourettes Guy.
"South Park" Censored Screen shots of the new Family Guy game. Pictures of Nintendo DS Download Station Internals Britain’s new FBI-style agency logo compared to ‘Thundercats’. Thundercats Outtakes Dell wants to offer option of OS X on Dell desktops Microsoft To Pull Plug On Windows 98, ME In July Easter Bunny Arressted! 
Tourettes Guy
Episode 6: Better Stronger, Faster! [51:19m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download
Rube Goldberg Machines: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download Mario Guitar: Play Now | Play in Popup | DownloadIn this episode, Chris is incredibly hard to hear, which we didn’t notice until it was too late. It’s Episode 4, still working out the bugs and Gizmo likes to record me softer than Mike. Chris and Mike talk about a small town being attacked by Super Mario power cubes, how the bomb squad was involved. Mario Stamps come to Japan, The Playstation 3 price, Whacky Japanese Mario music, Macs do windows too, vegetarians and Arbys in the news, and Kahn’s plot to destroy the Earth.
We also got a new sponsor. The Jurassic Speedway & Dojo, and there is a commercial. Mike also has an intro to his Japanese rant.
Town of 12,000 calls in bomb squad over Super Mario power-up cubes Another Link Whole Site of Pictures Mario Stamps Are Coming To Japan Playstation 3 $499 Mario Piano Mario Guitar Macs Do Windows Too Vegetarian diets cause major weight loss Herman Kahn’s Doomsday Machine
We talk about the new Battlefield 2142 trailer, how sony lost their dual shock controller. The playstation 3 not out until November, maybe… The bus driver playing GTA on his PSP, The most recent South Park Episode.
Mike talks about Takeru Kobayashi the hot dog eating record holder,the The Laters, and how he is trying out for the Apprentice..
Chuck Norris Random Fact Generator
Gaming:
Battlefield 2142 Trailer
No More PlayStation 2? and PS3 Moved back to November.
Public Bus Driver Plays GTA on PSP while driving
Television:
Chef’s Quitting Controversy(Bad link)
Tech:
Japanese:
The Laters Give us some music!
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