Chris and Mike would like to extend our most sincere thanks and appreciation to all those people that make The Transcontinental Penguin Super Show possible which is of course you our listeners!!! We have had a great time doing this for everyone and plan on continuing the madness for all. Given the quantity of shows to date, we felt it was the right time to officially sell out and make a clip show. HEY SIMPSONS DID IT! Enjoy some of our hand selected wacky moments of the past year as we can to entertain and offend.
Welcome once again ladies and gentlemen to the greatest show on Earth as The Transcontinental Penguin Super performs for you in the center circle. This week on the show we played several songs by one Richard Cheese and his awesome approach to music; taking everyday popular tunes and transforming them into lounge lizard classics. Despite a release date a little under a year away, The Transformers movie will consistently continue to have news evident by this week sneak peak at some of the Autobots in the closing seen of the movie. Expect a full trailer this holiday season. Tom Cruise had a bad day when he was dropped by Paramount from and the same day Matt Stone and Trey Parker pick up a two movie contract. At least his day wasn't as bad as Timmy Shannon, an Ohio teen severely traumatized after discovering the stars of a downloaded porno flick were none other than his own parents. In Solar System news, Pluto loses his planetary status and is now a dwarf planet while *INSERT RANDOM URANUS JOKE HERE* We also learned that, well, actually we already knew that Chad Kroger of Nickleback was a pussy. The Nintendo Corporation continues their epic charge toward world domination with the September 14 release of vital information about the Wii, price and release date possibly. Also, the DS's Star Fox Command comes out soon. In sad news for the first time ever in a while from Nintendo, it seems some third party game designers have not been given the Wii software and therefore their games will be missing key components, i.e. wifi just to name one. No matter, the domination of Sony will occur either way no matter if it's wired or wireless. A ground breaking four stories will hit you in junk as WTF is Wrong With Japanese People flies frantically toward your genitals. A Japanese man sets a record with a giant trampoline basketball slam dunk while crazy mimes trick people into walking around imaginary glass. Yet more Japanese game show weirdness with two clips; one containing what we can only assume as evil Pokemon and a sex doll to play with and the other with simply men's ass shoved into other men's faces. Yeah….we know….
IGN Reviews Star Fox Command for the DS - Gives it an 8.0
Teen Discovers Mum and Dad are porn stars.
New Wii Information - September 14th?
3rd party Wii games may lack key features
Japanese
Enough is enough! I have had it with these mother fucking penguins on this mother fucking Transcontinental Penguin Super Show! In case you have been living in a cave, we have a video this week of Samuel L. Jackson on The Daily Show discussing his new movie, Snakes of a Plane. We also have a story about some funny pranksters that had their own snakes for everyone a premier of the movie in Phoenix. In other Penguin news, The Pirate Bay steps up and says bring it with their world wide back up measure should they try to be shut down again. Tramm Hudson, who is running for office in Florida, manages to INSULT AFRICAN AMERICANS……Damn CAPS Lock key, someone should really do something about that…..Mean while, a man offers scientist a way to create free energy via magnetism and Copperfield continues to be a little gay with his "Fountain of Youth" he discovered. It's funny how an illusionist managed to find that….Movie news tells us that Batman: The Dark Knight has Seymour Hoffman as the Penguin. It's home stretch time for the Nintendo Wii as they show the new Zelda Twilight Princess game functionality with the Wii-mote and their possible exercise game. But, good old Sony manages to lose yet another step with multiple reports of no production of the PS3, despite previous stories and the Blue-ray drive still not working. We also learned a freaking crazy theory about video game violence and a quite expected theory regarding female violent habits and video games. Big thanks go out to our friend Luke at http://www.gameaddicthotline.com/ for his recommendation for this week's WTF is Wrong With Japanese People! The Magnetic Asian Spandex Boys clips pretty much do speak for themselves whilst the Woolly Mammoth reincarnation idea makes you think why, why, and why some more. Lastly, a man and his amazing talents slam an entire water bottle, 2 liters possibly, in less then 5 seconds! Another big thank you goes out to our two listeners Brin and Katie! Thanks for the mail, especially you Katie, Mike wants you to marry him! Catch ya'll next week as long as these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane don't eat us first!
Samuel L. Jackson on The Daily Show
Tramm Hudson, running to replace Katherine Harris
Scientists flock to test 'free energy' discovery
Movies
Gaming
Japanese
Magnetic Asian Spandex Boys - Censorship
Magnetic Asian Spandex Boys - Littering
And what have we learned? Well, this week's Transcontinental Penguin Super Show has taught us some very fine points. For example, someone at Microsoft is a massive perve and David Hasselhoff seems to believe he is the Anti-Christ, duh…. The hip Mac kid has a good career ahead of him, but with the return of Kickball, at least he has a back up option should his career fail miserably. G4 created a spoof commercial, PS3 vs Wii with the only thing that you'll find on the gamer channel, that's right, hot girls. Everyone, including Chris's coworker, seems to be looking forward to the Nintendo Wii as more amazing functionality was revealed; voice recognition! Meanwhile, in typical fashion Sony has another problem when they lose FROM Software. The RIAA in their amazing pompous self-righteousness are suing the family of a dead person. An official warning to all our listeners currently on their laptop as your battery may burst into flames at any given moment. Go check to make sure your Dell isn't being recalled. Our suggestion is take a look at the new Mac Pro desktop and see if you can track yourselves down Apple's Leopard. Vonage is making it even easier to take your home phone with you thanks to their new V-Phone service. Patience to all the Craft addicts out there. The Burning Crusade is coming soon and we've got all the information Blizzard just spilled to IGN about it. Hopefully, your machine wasn't attacked by the massive worm that was just recently released. WTF is Wrong With Japanese People continues to prove that you really don't want to be on any kind of game show whilst in Japan. And not to drag up the painful memories, but just a reminder that Razor Ramon "Hard Gay" is now officially married. We wish him the best luck in the future ruining of the lives of all the children I'm sure he will be having. And finally, we cross our fingers that the world doesn't end next week because then, well, we won't be able to do the show for anyone anymore as a result of being radioactive super mutants. If nothing happens, great, thank goodness. But if the world does explode, just remember, you knew about it from us here first!!!
David Hasselhoff: 'Maybe I Am The Antichrist?'
"Hello, I'm a Mac" guy regularly puts up with taunts and snide remarks
Kickball: the new adult sport?
The PlayStation 3 vs The Wii (Video)
RIAA to grieving family: We depose your children in 60 days
Laptop Comupter Fires On The Rise
Dell to recall 4 million batteries
Wii To Have Advanced Voice Recognition?
World of Warcraft: Blizzard drops by to drop some bombs.
Imminent Worm Attack: Experts Warn Of 'The Big One'
Japanese
Sweet!! Only one more episode and we're old enough to drink! This week on The Transcontinental Penguin Super Show the world of gaming stood still for a moment when whilst we all reflected on the near demise of E3. Some say it is a simple "downsizing" or "restructuring" but this can be certainly said, E3 as we know will never be the same again. Nintendo continues the march toward victory with more amazing news including the long awaited DS Headset, complete system specs for the Wii, revealing camera and headset functions, as well as being "revolutionary" by running Linux of a solid state media card. Sony efforts, though possibly in vain, continue none the less and the first wave of their counter offensive rolls off the assembly line! Only 100 billion more PS3 to see that profit turn around. Not to be out done, Microsoft vows they will steal the spotlight from Sony and Nintendo. Their lack of attention on their operating systems here is possibly a reason people like American McGee are going to switch to Linux. The fact that Windows Genuine Advantage doesn't work right or the new demo of Vista leaves you saying the same thing as most others, when will it end? AOL's last ditch effort for survival seems to be just that, an attempt to keep what few people remain loyal. Batman gets a little gayer, Brokeback Mountain style with Heath Ledger being the Joker in the upcoming Batman: The Dark Knight sequel. It gets worse with Ryan Phillipe as Harvey Dent. As we said, if only the asteroid would collide with Earth and end it all or at least give a solid peaceful release to lobster people everywhere. Japan shames themselves further in this episodes WTF is Wrong With Japanese People. Some crazy guy built what looks like a mech while Nike uses transforming robots, not Transformers as confusion suggests, to support their product. If you can't figure out the burger magic trick then perhaps you'll stay tuned for a little English lesson, Japanese style. Come on! Come on, Toshi! Come On!
Wii To Include Camera, PPU and Headset
Full Specs Of Nintendo Wii Revealed
PS3's now rolling off the production lines
Microsoft Promises to Steal Spotlight from PS3, Wii
Tech
AOL Planning Move to Ad-Supported Model
Movies
Batman Begins sequel Title and Casting confirmed
Strange
Japanese
Japanese English Porn Phrase Video 1
A date which will live in infamy….For the first time and possibly the last time, The Transcontinental Penguin Super Show came at you live and edited in ReAL TIME. We came up with a great idea just to have some fun and hope you all enjoy it. Comic-Con 2006 wrapped up with some interesting news for all to share. Mike choose to highlight the possible Ghostbusters 3 sequel and dove deep into the awesomeness of the Transformers movie. Also coming at you is the new CGI Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie, in which we played the old school intro. In the old tech spot, Sony officially began manufacturing their fabled Playstation 3 while the Nintendites have a possible cryptic release date for the Wii, October 2nd. Despite being gay, France will now also be known for possibly the fastest and greatest packaged ISP service ever with their 2.5 G/s speeds. AMD and ATI merge is official! Via la resistence! Expect some ground breaking computer stuff bitches! NVidia is on the map too with their powering the new video iPod. The DS Opera offers you the chance to get more use out of your Nintendo DS, giving it 24 hour a day playness. Microsoft claims Vista will be an image loaded directly onto the hard drive. Could this be faster or just Microsoft lazyness? We shalt see. Don't forget to order your King James Bible by calling us at 206-600-6212. If worried about being a Christian, learn a little about the Mormon faith and then rethink yourself. The MPAA decided to screw with the wrong Hogan, brother! Lastly, we hit you a coupe Mac bash links just to keep things PC….get it? PC? WOW……Japanese Androids!!! I TOLD YOU ALL BUT YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE ME! WHY DIDN'T YOU BELIEVE ME? I like my steak Pittsburg Medium not Medium Rare. Vanilla Ice Ninja Rap…I think that just explains itself :)
Peter Cullen Chosen to Voice Optimus Prime (Again)
New Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles game by Ubisoft coming in 2007
Sony PlayStation 3 Production Has Begun – Reports
Nintendo Wii Release Date October 2?
Coming to video iPod: NVIDIA 3D graphics
Movie: DS Opera browser in action
Vista's Image-Based Install Process
Mac Spoof: Performance
Mac Sucks!
Thank you to all our listeners that come back consistently despite our vicious iTunes problems. Chris totally goes off explaining the problems and that it is nearly fixed. We love you guys!!! Nintendo pops out a little more info on their new Wii controller and it's functionality while Sony continues what we believe to be there downward spiral with the loss of UMD movies. The possible switch to Memory Stick Duo movies might work, but we doubt it. Not to mention we doubt the two new PlayStation 3 videos; one of the user interface and other of the unit itself. Keeping it light we toss in a clip from Chappelle's Show with Wayne Brady, arguably one of the top ten from the show. Drool hits the floor over the new Transformers Movie pictures, but the fear they make too many changes to classic things lives. Mike finally saw X-men and we talked about other comic book stuff, like the Iron Man movie. Want a tank? Buy it now on Amazon! It comes equipped with a kickin system to listen to Gangsta Master Yoda and his rap. Japan causes more pain to humanity with WTF Is Wrong With Japanese People! The new Mario Basketball DS commercial makes you laugh, while the male population, 10% with no sex, makes you think, huh? The pimp talk show host monkey makes you think damn he's good, better than me, and I'm human. And of course the fly circus makes you think, gosh maybe Mike is right and we should erase Japan from existence, or at bare minimum they should cut the shit out, like President Bush said to Tony Blair. Power to the Penguins!!!
As UMD loses retail space, Sony toys with Memory Stick movie distribution.
PS3 Video , User interface Preview
2009 Camaro starring role / Transformers Movie! (images)
Iron Man May 2008 Marvel Announces
Own Your Own Personal Tank ($19,999.95)
Japanese
Mario Hoops 3-on-3 commercial for Nintendo DS
10 percent of Japanese men in their 40s still virgins
Perverted Japanese Chimp Talk Show Host
Monkey : Okay okay, let's do it one more time then, cmon.
Woman : No way, you're just gonna touch me up again. If you do I'm not gonna stand for it
Monkey : I'm not gonna do anything. Please (respectfully) do it again
Woman : You mean it, right
Monkey : Yes I mean it
(woman closes eyes)
Monkey : Okay? Let's start.
Woman : Okay.
Monkey : Okay, sit back and relax … hehe hehe (touching breasts) Don't wake up yet. Not yet, not yet.. keep sleeping … keep sleeping!
Woman : bu..
Monkey : keep sleeping …
(repeat a few times)
Monkey : Woooohooo! I'M DA MAAAAAHN.
That's right everyone, I made another promo, this one actually gives some clues as to what are show is about.
Enjoy.
And We're Back!!! This week we went old school and tried to bring things back to our roots a bit with one of our stories. Gamefly has already added Wii and PS3 games to it's list despite not evening being available yet. As Sony continues to have more problems such as pushing back assembly to next month Cell chips yield, Nintendo steps up their game further by having one million Wii units ready by August. On the light side, DS Lite that is, Star Fox is all set to make his debut on the new handheld dynamo. Plus, Mario glass figures made in Mexico, can I get a w00t? We learned all about Net Neutrality from Ask A Ninja and Chris whilst Senator Ted Stevens absolutely butchers the definition of the Internet. We have both regular and techno; take your pick. Man arrested for planting stone soccer balls in Germany….need we say more on that? Scientology takes the high road when one of it's members assaults a man making a documentary and then denies his involvement. Grats to South Park on their Emmy nod for "Trapped in the Closet," and to Comedy Central for airing the episode once again. Still confused? Let Stephen Colbert explain for you. This week Japanese architecture goes down the toilet, while more wacky people scare others. All hail Kobayashi and his amazing stomach!!! Nathen's Hot Dog Champion Sixth Time in a Row! Like pranks? Well we've got two for you. One in the office and the other in the dorm. One goes over well and the other does not, you watch and find which one is which. And finally, think twice next time you're mugged at gun point by a balloon or get into a brawl with a pickle….wait those are inanimate objects, people are actually scared of them?? Wow Maury Povich, take us out!
Microsoft's iPod killer to provide free versions of all your iTunes tracks
Gamefly adds Wii and PS3 Games to Rental List
PS3 won't be in assembly for another month
A million Wii units to be ready by August
PS3 Cell yields are in the toilet
Senator Ted Stevens Downloads the Entire Internet and Complains It's Slow!
techno remix of Sen. Stevens' recent speech
Police arrest cement soccer ball pranksters
Scientologist assaults peaceful protester
South Parks Scientology episode"trapped in the closet" is up for an Emmy!
Comedy Central to finally re-run the "South Park" Scientology Spoof
Japanese:
Japan's Way Too Elaborate Sewer System
Takeru Kobayashi wins 6th Straight Nathen's Hot Dog Competition!
Insane College Dorm Room Prank!
Man Fails To See The Humor In Office Prank
Pickles Are Ruining My Life!!!
Episode 17: Penguin 360....Back to Our Roots, Bitches! [52:30m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | DownloadHoist the flags and get your salute on bitches, it's The Transcontinental Penguin Super Show's Happy Birthday America episode!! Today we talked about some really cool videos and things on our minds. We found a video of a real working scale F-14 fighter jet. Canada continues is drag on the world by hiding a terrorist who claims Bungee and Microsoft's Halo made him train terrorists. In other world news, a stupid little girl in Britain learns a valuable lesson about explosive grenades thanks to her Green Day American Idiot T-shirt. The highly anticipated Transformers movie with be released the same day along with the video game, though no screens available just yet. Then we open the flood gates on those little piggly 'sum bitch Scientologists when we bash their cult, uh that is religion, and a wacky security guard with a camera. Retirethepenny.org teaches us that even our smallest unit of currency is too damn expensive. Can we get a fuck ya, America; Allow the glowy green goodness of our case mod link to set the tone for our weekly public awareness campaign in this week's WTF is Wrong With Japanese People. A tiny link shows you that our favorite anime, Dragonball Z, has more than likely reached the end in Japan. And to add cock thrusting to injury, Razor Ramon a.k.a. Hard Gay shows us just what to do to get a child to eat their veggies….that's right folks…thrust cock into face and repeat. Take us out Jimmy Hendrix with our nation's anthem The Star Spangled Banner!
Outro Music By: Rock Kills Kid, and their song Paralyzed
Al Gore meets Bender (and tries to scare everyone, again.)
Screech Can't Be Saved By The Bell
Japanese
Japan's Plan to pump CO2 into the ground
Thanks to Stuart Jaffe for being the voice of our new opening theme and The Transfer for letting us use their song Down With Everything. We talk about GenPets, Aol, The Pirate Bay, WOW, Vietnam’s gaming craze, PS3, and we play a voicemail from Rev. Peter Macalester.
Ending music is: Killing Time/ Used To It By. Blackout Records
GenPets
USB Teddy Beat Holds Data, Scares Children
136,500+ DS Lites Sold In North America In Two Days
UFO Hacker talks about what he found
AOL Refuses to Cancel Service for Deceased Woman
US threatens trade sanctions against Sweden because of thepiratebay
http://www.pirate-party.us/
6-22-06 Paid character transfers for World of Warcraft announced
Vietnam + MMORPGS = POW
Virtua Tennis Screens. PlayStation 3.
Nintendo to launch web browser for DS next month
Matt Damon is Captain Kirk?
Best Buy Tests Selling Macs at Stores
Japanese Port-o-Potties
This week on the TTCPSS, we talk some more about RFID, The Piratebay is back, Windows Vista, Gnarls Barkley as Vader, Superman Returns, DS Lite outsells the PSP in Japan (no shit), PS3 updates good and bad, and more Japanese comedy…
Tech
Wisconsin all set to enforce law baring forced RFID implants
VeriChip Injects Itself Into Immigration Debate
The Piratebay Returned To Its Base
Entertainment
Gnarls Barkley Performs Crazy… in Star Wars Costumes
11 New Film Clips from Superman Returns!
Gaming
Google Earth & Warcraft 3 running on a Multi-User Table Top Display
DS Lite Sells 10 Times More Than PSP
PS3 to support free online gaming, and Sony plans e-distribution service
Developers ditching PS3 in favor of Wii, LucasArts jumps onboard
Japanese
For the first time ever, we come to you together in the same room, and not transcontinental. Enjoy.
New Super Mario Brothers breaks the million mark
Wii’s classic virtual console games to be priced less than US$10
Wii Price and Ship Date Coming This September
Nintendo Expects Limited Losses From Wii Launch
Rumor: PS3 hardware “slow and broken”?
Tech
Pirate Bay, Back
RFID: Sign of the (End) Times? 
Best Buy sells couples hard drive
Japanese
After recording this episode once before, except for not actually recording it… We talk about Bud Light Real Men of Genius, Sony being retarded, The Wii’s release date, Kobe Bryant in the next Power Rangers movie, The Pirate Bay being shut down, and of course crazy Japanese stuff and Penguins turning tricks… All this and more… We also play a promo for: J.C. Hutchins’ podiobook 7th Son
Bud Light Real Men of Genius Commercial
Sony to prevent selling of pre-owned PS3 games?
Kobe Bryant In the Power Rangers movie
Penguin Hookers
The Pirate Bay Raided
Nintendo Wii to Launch on November 6th in USA
AMD-ATI Merger Looks Likely
Japanese
Japanese Music Video
Japanese Man Yelling
Canned oxygen to create fresh market for Seven-Eleven Japan
This week as promised we have a special guest. Boris Chelzmalski, and we talk about various things including the New Apple Ads.
More Gaming talk about the Wii and Playstation 3.
Boris tinkers with a Beige G3 and Mike reminisces about Oregon Trail on the Apple IIe.
This week we bring you more hard hitting E3 coverage than people not doing any… Chris is back from his vacation, we talk about Family Guy’s Petergeist Episode, and more Japanese craziness.
Thanks for the link Mike(not Chris, like I said on the show.. DOH!) from Gaijin in Japan.
PC:
World of Warcraft: The Burning Crusade
PS3:
Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriot
PS2:
Wii:
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
Xbox 360:
Japanese
We talk about Chris getting ready for his trip, Mike talks about Robot Chicken, Tom and Kate, and tells a penguin joke. We play God Hates Penguins - Big Mountain Fudge Cake (Sorry about messing up your name!), Chris proclaims his love for Scarlett Johansson. Mike makes fun of Chris for playing Animal Crossing on his DS and geeks out over Kingdom Hearts: 2. Straight from Japan, Japanese Spiderman, and talk about X-men 3!
Robot Chicken
God Hates Penguins - Big Mountain Fudge Cake
X-Men 3: Storm, Wolverine, and others against a sentinal in the Danger Room
Super Mario Bros. Re-enactment
Peanut Butterjelly from Family Guy
