The Transcontinental Penguin Super Show

Thank you to all our listeners that come back consistently despite our vicious iTunes problems.  Chris totally goes off explaining the problems and that it is nearly fixed.  We love you guys!!!  Nintendo pops out a little more info on their new Wii controller and it's functionality while Sony continues what we believe to be there downward spiral with the loss of UMD movies.  The possible switch to Memory Stick Duo movies might work, but we doubt it.  Not to mention we doubt the two new PlayStation 3 videos; one of the user interface and other of the unit itself.  Keeping it light we toss in a clip from Chappelle's Show with Wayne Brady, arguably one of the top ten from the show.  Drool hits the floor over the new Transformers Movie pictures, but the fear they make too many changes to classic things lives.  Mike finally saw X-men and we talked about other comic book stuff, like the Iron Man movie.  Want a tank?  Buy it now on Amazon!  It comes equipped with a kickin system to listen to Gangsta Master Yoda and his rap.  Japan causes more pain to humanity with WTF Is Wrong With Japanese People!  The new Mario Basketball DS commercial makes you laugh, while the male population, 10% with no sex, makes you think,  huh?  The pimp talk show host monkey makes you think damn he's good, better than me, and I'm human.  And of course the fly circus makes you think, gosh maybe Mike is right and we should erase Japan from existence, or at bare minimum they should cut the shit out, like President Bush said to Tony Blair.  Power to the Penguins!!!

More Info on Wii Remote

As UMD loses retail space, Sony toys with Memory Stick movie distribution.

PS3 Video , User interface Preview 

2009 Camaro starring role / Transformers Movie! (images)

Iron Man May 2008 Marvel Announces

Chappelle's Show: Wayne Brady

Yoda Gangsta Rapping

Own Your Own Personal Tank ($19,999.95)

Japanese

Japanese Circus Flies

Mario Hoops 3-on-3 commercial for Nintendo DS

10 percent of Japanese men in their 40s still virgins

Perverted Japanese Chimp Talk Show Host

Monkey : Okay okay, let's do it one more time then, cmon.
Woman : No way, you're just gonna touch me up again. If you do I'm not gonna stand for it
Monkey : I'm not gonna do anything. Please (respectfully) do it again
Woman : You mean it, right
Monkey : Yes I mean it
(woman closes eyes)
Monkey : Okay? Let's start.
Woman : Okay.
Monkey : Okay, sit back and relax … hehe hehe (touching breasts) Don't wake up yet. Not yet, not yet.. keep sleeping … keep sleeping!
Woman : bu..
Monkey : keep sleeping …
(repeat a few times)
Monkey : Woooohooo! I'M DA MAAAAAHN.

 

 Episode 18.....Pending Apple Approval [50:36m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (2414)

And We're Back!!!  This week we went old school and tried to bring things back to our roots a bit with one of our stories.  Gamefly has already added Wii and PS3 games to it's list despite not evening being available yet.  As Sony continues to have more problems such as pushing back assembly to next month Cell chips yield, Nintendo steps up their game further by having one million Wii units ready by August.  On the light side, DS Lite that is, Star Fox is all set to make his debut on the new handheld dynamo.  Plus, Mario glass figures made in Mexico, can I get a w00t?  We learned all about Net Neutrality from Ask A Ninja and Chris whilst Senator Ted Stevens absolutely butchers the definition of the Internet.  We have both regular and techno; take your pick.  Man arrested for planting stone soccer balls in Germany….need we say more on that?  Scientology takes the high road when one of it's members assaults a man making a documentary and then denies his involvement.  Grats to South Park on their Emmy nod for "Trapped in the Closet," and to Comedy Central for airing the episode once again.  Still confused?  Let Stephen Colbert explain for you.  This week Japanese architecture goes down the toilet, while more wacky people scare others.  All hail Kobayashi and his amazing stomach!!!  Nathen's Hot Dog Champion Sixth Time in a Row!  Like pranks?  Well we've got two for you.  One in the office and the other in the dorm.  One goes over well and the other does not, you watch and find which one is which.  And finally, think twice next time you're mugged at gun point by a balloon or get into a brawl with a pickle….wait those are inanimate objects, people are actually scared of them??  Wow Maury Povich, take us out!

Microsoft's iPod killer to provide free versions of all your iTunes tracks

Gamefly adds Wii and PS3 Games to Rental List

PS3 won't be in assembly for another month

A million Wii units to be ready by August

PS3 Cell yields are in the toilet

Star Fox DS rumbles

Mexican Mario Glass Blowing 

Ask A Ninja Net Neutrality

Senator Ted Stevens Downloads the Entire Internet and Complains It's Slow!

techno remix of Sen. Stevens' recent speech

Police arrest cement soccer ball pranksters

Scientologist assaults peaceful protester

South Parks Scientology episode"trapped in the closet" is up for an Emmy!

Comedy Central to finally re-run the "South Park" Scientology Spoof

The Daily Show on Scientology

Japanese: 

Japan's Way Too Elaborate Sewer System

Another Japanese Scare Show

Takeru Kobayashi wins 6th Straight Nathen's Hot Dog Competition!

Insane College Dorm Room Prank!

Man Fails To See The Humor In Office Prank

Balloons ARE Scary

Pickles Are Ruining My Life!!!

 

 Episode 17: Penguin 360....Back to Our Roots, Bitches! [52:30m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (2054)

Hoist the flags and get your salute on bitches, it's The Transcontinental Penguin Super Show's Happy Birthday America episode!! Today we talked about some really cool videos and things on our minds. We found a video of a real working scale F-14 fighter jet. Canada continues is drag on the world by hiding a terrorist who claims Bungee and Microsoft's Halo made him train terrorists. In other world news, a stupid little girl in Britain learns a valuable lesson about explosive grenades thanks to her Green Day American Idiot T-shirt. The highly anticipated Transformers movie with be released the same day along with the video game, though no screens available just yet. Then we open the flood gates on those little piggly 'sum bitch Scientologists when we bash their cult, uh that is religion, and a wacky security guard with a camera. Retirethepenny.org teaches us that even our smallest unit of currency is too damn expensive. Can we get a fuck ya, America; Allow the glowy green goodness of our case mod link to set the tone for our weekly public awareness campaign in this week's WTF is Wrong With Japanese People. A tiny link shows you that our favorite anime, Dragonball Z, has more than likely reached the end in Japan. And to add cock thrusting to injury, Razor Ramon a.k.a. Hard Gay shows us just what to do to get a child to eat their veggies….that's right folks…thrust cock into face and repeat. Take us out Jimmy Hendrix with our nation's anthem The Star Spangled Banner!

Green Day save girl

Spanish metro kills 34!

Canadian Terror Suspect: Halo Made Him Do It!

Guy builds an awesome flying model of a F-14

Transformers Game To Be Released Same Day as Film

Retire the Penny

Man with 10-year erection awarded $400,000

Play Street Fighter Online against others.

Massive case mod - the tallest ever?

Amazing Matrix bullet time effect made by kids

the unfunny truth about scientology 2

Scientology Security Guards

Old Guy from Family Guy Sound Board

Japanese

Japan Now Hates Dragon Ball Z

Japanese Hard Gay

 

 Episode 16: America, Fuck Yeah! [43:24m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (1386)

Outro Music By: Rock Kills Kid, and their song Paralyzed

Spiderman 3 Teaser

New episodes of Futurama

Al Gore meets Bender (and tries to scare everyone, again.)

Bill Gates Tribute

Dell and AMD sign deal for a 1,000,000 Chips

Screech Can't Be Saved By The Bell

What women can't do in public (Video)

Sony Expects to Sell 100 Million PS3s

PS3 Games to Cost over $60?!

E3 Poll: 60% will NOT buy the PS3

Circuit City July 4th sale, tons of games for $8.96

 Japanese

Japan's Plan to pump CO2 into the ground

Japanese People Aren't Having Enough Sex

Japanese Wake Up Call Pranks!!

 

 Episode 15: Saved By The Penguin [51:19m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (1517)

Thanks to Stuart Jaffe for being the voice of our new opening theme and The Transfer for letting us use their song Down With Everything. We talk about GenPets, Aol, The Pirate Bay, WOW, Vietnam’s gaming craze, PS3, and we play a voicemail from Rev. Peter Macalester. 
Ending music is: Killing Time/ Used To It By. Blackout Records

GenPets
USB Teddy Beat Holds Data, Scares Children
136,500+ DS Lites Sold In North America In Two Days
UFO Hacker talks about what he found
AOL Refuses to Cancel Service for Deceased Woman
US threatens trade sanctions against Sweden because of thepiratebay
http://www.pirate-party.us/
6-22-06 Paid character transfers for World of Warcraft announced
Vietnam + MMORPGS = POW
Virtua Tennis Screens. PlayStation 3.
Nintendo to launch web browser for DS next month
Matt Damon is Captain Kirk?
Best Buy Tests Selling Macs at Stores
Japanese Port-o-Potties

 

 Episode 14 .....and Genetic Mutants for All! [56:15m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (1305)

This week on the TTCPSS, we talk some more about RFID, The Piratebay is back, Windows Vista, Gnarls Barkley as Vader, Superman Returns, DS Lite outsells the PSP in Japan (no shit), PS3 updates good and bad, and more Japanese comedy…
Tech

Wisconsin all set to enforce law baring forced RFID implants

VeriChip Injects Itself Into Immigration Debate

The Piratebay Returned To Its Base

Windows Vista Screencasts

Entertainment

Gnarls Barkley Performs Crazy… in Star Wars Costumes

11 New Film Clips from Superman Returns!

Trailer for Superman Returns

Gaming

Google Earth & Warcraft 3 running on a Multi-User Table Top Display

DS Lite Sells 10 Times More Than PSP

PS3 to support free online gaming, and Sony plans e-distribution service

Developers ditching PS3 in favor of Wii, LucasArts jumps onboard

Leraning English

 

 Episode: 13: Crazy Japanese Robots [44:54m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (1373)

For the first time ever, we come to you together in the same room, and not transcontinental. Enjoy.

Gaming

Monopoly: Nintendo

New Super Mario Brothers breaks the million mark

Wii’s classic virtual console games to be priced less than US$10

Wii Price and Ship Date Coming This September

Nintendo Expects Limited Losses From Wii Launch

Rumor: PS3 hardware “slow and broken”?

Tech

Pirate Bay, Back

RFID: Sign of the (End) Times?

Pepsi Music

Best Buy sells couples hard drive

Japanese Ear-Matic

Japanese Company Creates Gun That Shoots With Teddy Bears

 

 Episode 12: 666 Better late Than... [40:57m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (2104)

After recording this episode once before, except for not actually recording it… We talk about Bud Light Real Men of Genius, Sony being retarded, The Wii’s release date, Kobe Bryant in the next Power Rangers movie, The Pirate Bay being shut down, and of course crazy Japanese stuff and Penguins turning tricks… All this and more… We also play a promo for: J.C. Hutchins’ podiobook 7th Son

Bud Light Real Men of Genius Commercial
Sony to prevent selling of pre-owned PS3 games?
Kobe Bryant In the Power Rangers movie
Penguin Hookers
The Pirate Bay Raided
Nintendo Wii to Launch on November 6th in USA
AMD-ATI Merger Looks Likely

Japanese
Japanese Music Video
Japanese Man Yelling
Canned oxygen to create fresh market for Seven-Eleven Japan

 

 Episode 11 [50:52m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (2238)

This week as promised we have a special guest. Boris Chelzmalski, and we talk about various things including the New Apple Ads.

More Gaming talk about the Wii and Playstation 3.

Boris tinkers with a Beige G3 and Mike reminisces about Oregon Trail on the Apple IIe.

 

 Episode 10: The Hunt For Boris Chelzmalski [46:55m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (2273)

We talk about Chris getting ready for his trip, Mike talks about Robot Chicken, Tom and Kate, and tells a penguin joke. We play God Hates Penguins - Big Mountain Fudge Cake (Sorry about messing up your name!), Chris proclaims his love for Scarlett Johansson. Mike makes fun of Chris for playing Animal Crossing on his DS and geeks out over Kingdom Hearts: 2. Straight from Japan, Japanese Spiderman, and talk about X-men 3!
Robot Chicken

God Hates Penguins - Big Mountain Fudge Cake

Japanese Spiderman

X-Men 3: Storm, Wolverine, and others against a sentinal in the Danger Room

Super Mario Bros. Re-enactment
Peanut Butterjelly from Family Guy

 

 Episode 8: Badgers! ...and a Baseball Bat [44:34m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (2153)

We talk about Nintendo’s new name for the Revolution, Wii… We play the song Code Monkey from Jonathan Coulton’s Think-A-Week, we read a couple listener emails and more Japanese insanity. Revolution controller lightsaber Nintendo Wii More Wii Info Revealed MP3 Inventor - "I am the World’s Biggest Failure" Code Monkey by. Jonathan Coulton

Darth Vader vs. Japanese Police Emails from Tom IN New Mexico and from Samantha in Louisville, KY

 

 Episode 7: The Five Point Palm, Exploding Heart Technique [52:40m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (2609)

Mike is back, we talk about the latest South Park, the upcoming Family Guy game for the PSP, Chris talks about Hackaday.com and their DS Download Station discovery. Britain’s new Thundercats logo, Michael Dell wants os x as an option for his machines, Kane the Easter Bunny arrested, and Tourettes Guy.

"South Park" Censored Screen shots of the new Family Guy game. Pictures of Nintendo DS Download Station Internals Britain’s new FBI-style agency logo compared to ‘Thundercats’. Thundercats Outtakes Dell wants to offer option of OS X on Dell desktops Microsoft To Pull Plug On Windows 98, ME In July Easter Bunny Arressted! Tourettes Guy

 

 Episode 6: Better Stronger, Faster! [51:19m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (2305)

 

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In this episode, Chris is incredibly hard to hear, which we didn’t notice until it was too late. It’s Episode 4, still working out the bugs and Gizmo likes to record me softer than Mike. Chris and Mike talk about a small town being attacked by Super Mario power cubes, how the bomb squad was involved. Mario Stamps come to Japan, The Playstation 3 price, Whacky Japanese Mario music, Macs do windows too, vegetarians and Arbys in the news, and Kahn’s plot to destroy the Earth.

We also got a new sponsor. The Jurassic Speedway & Dojo, and there is a commercial. Mike also has an intro to his Japanese rant.

Town of 12,000 calls in bomb squad over Super Mario power-up cubes Another Link Whole Site of Pictures Mario Stamps Are Coming To Japan Playstation 3 $499 Mario Piano Mario Guitar Macs Do Windows Too Vegetarian diets cause major weight loss Herman Kahn’s Doomsday Machine

 

 Standard Podcast [43:03m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download (1930)

Mike talks about his audition for The Apprentice, and Ling Ling. We talk about the latest Family Guy, woman crushing Japanese robots, how a Connecticut town is being terrorized by a cat, how the next version of Apple’s OS X may run windows apps, and stupid predictions from the past.

The Apprentice, Tampa Auditions

Family Guy

Japanese Robot video

Crazy Cat Terrorizes Connecticut Town Video

OS X Leopard to be compatible with Windows Apps?

Top 87 Bad Predictions about the Future

 

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